Free · 30 minutes · no pitch

Find the revenue your peptide brand is leaking.

Give us one channel — your site, your ads, or your email — and we'll show you the single highest-leverage fix, ranked by revenue impact. Built only for peptide brands.

A real teardown of one channel — not a templated report.
The #1 fix to make first, with the reasoning behind it.
30 minutes with an operator who knows the category cold.

Request your free audit

We reply within one business day. No contract, no obligation.

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We'll review your stack and reply within one business day with where to start. Keep an eye on your inbox.

— What the audit gives you

Thirty minutes. One channel. One fix that matters.

No 40-page deck you'll never read. We go deep on the one thing that moves revenue most — and tell you exactly how to fix it.

The teardown

We walk your storefront, checkout, ad accounts, or email flows the way an operator would — and find where the money quietly leaks out.

The priority fix

One change, ranked by revenue impact per hour of work, with the reasoning. Something you can act on whether or not you ever work with us.

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A real conversation

Thirty minutes with someone who knows the difference between a flagged ad and a banned account. No junior, no script, no pitch.

The kind of creative we ship.

Direct response built around research-use vocabulary and the patterns that survive platform review.

— Style references; every campaign is custom-built for the brand. Imaginary brands shown.

Before you ask.

Is the audit really free?

Yes. Thirty minutes, one channel, no cost and no obligation. We do it because it's the most honest way to show what working with us is like — and because the operators who book it tend to become the brands we want to work with.

Will you try to sell me a contract?

No. You'll get the fix whether or not you ever hire us. If it makes sense to keep working together afterward, we'll talk about it — on your timeline, not in a high-pressure call.

Do you actually understand the peptide category?

It's all we do. We know research-use language, the platforms that tolerate the vertical, the processors that drop you mid-month, and the difference between a flagged ad and a banned account.

What do you need from me to run it?

Just your brand and which channel to look at. For a deeper audit we may ask for read access to an ad account or analytics, but we'll never ask for anything we don't need.